1. 05:16 21st Oct 2014

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Steve can’t play Cards Against Humanity, not because its offensive, but because when he’s the czar he can’t get through all the cards. Thor, on the other hand, can’t play because he finds nothing funny

    Steve can’t play Cards Against Humanity, not because its offensive, but because when he’s the czar he can’t get through all the cards. Thor, on the other hand, can’t play because he finds nothing funny

     
  2. 05:16

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  3. 05:16

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    youngparis:

    Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

     
  4. 19:33 20th Oct 2014

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    (Source: ceremonialize)

     
  5. 19:32

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    floatingpoop:

    step 1: make girl laugh
    step 2: make girl moan

     
  6. 19:32

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    durbikins:

    durbikins:

    FUUUUCK. The circle pad cover on my 3DS is starting to fuck up because of Smash Bros. It’s been two weeks since I got the game.

    i tried to glue the rubber back in place w/ krazy glue there was a tear and i didnt notice until after i went to push down on it glue leaked out and now my thumb is stuck to it

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    ppl are saying to run it under water so my thumb comes loose fuck that im not risking my 3ds i got another hand but only one 3ds

     
  7. 19:31

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    unkhs:

    I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

    (Source: bauks)

     
  8. 19:31

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    hylianears:

    notafuckingwizard:

    Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

    who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

     
  9. 19:30

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    xxasphodelxx:

#omg i never noticed that incredible face #he’s like ugh i’m being tortured and threatened again this is so old #whatever i’m not impressed #wake me up when lucifer gets here maybe then i’ll get scared
     
  10. 19:30

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    supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked