1. 04:36 31st Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from ribbonsribbonslalala

    captain-mahoganydoors:

    simplystormie:

    prismatic-bell:

    niall-ate-mynamee:

    cinderellawaitinforherprince:

    heyfunniest:

    zeebsdarling:

    anus:

    renkris:

    Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

    The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

    OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

    Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

    IM BAWLING

    That’s so cute I wanna cry

    Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

    Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

    Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

    Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

    And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

    It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

    This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

    Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

    I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

    Wow fuck I’m crying that was just, wow

     
  2. 18:56 30th Jul 2014

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    tyleroakley:

    straightdating:

    charybdiss:

    Please watch this I’m in tears

    THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

    this was absolutely flawless

     
  3. 18:45

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    Plays: 1,106,841

    senorpacman:

    Some Basic French Expressions

     
  4. 18:37

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    Plays: 82,159

    celtickaye:

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    tom-fricken-hiddleston:

    thalieth:

    darlingbluebell:

    ladytron2000:

    a-n-g-i:

    oceantide78:

    the-winchesters-assbutt:

    I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

    NSFW…

    Love Welsh’s writing. In your face and written in a Scottish dialect. Here’s an example from Trainspotting:

    Ah want you to dae us in the arse now. First though, ah’m gaunnae Vaseline your dick heavily, so that it doesnae hurt me when you put it in. My muscles’ll be tight, cause this is new tae me, but I’ll try tae relax. She toked hard on a joint.

    Ummmm…..what?!?!?!? =O

    i love irvine welsh. it’s not that hard to understand. just read it out loud, it becomes clearer when you speak it!

    UNF! tom, not YOU :[

    AND A DICK LIKE A PICKAXE HANDLE

    (Source: a-monster-from-hella)

     
  5. 18:35

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    dizylizy:

    can everyone browsing the gcbc tag just enjoy this video please?

    (heck, enjoy this video even if you’re not browsing that tag)

     
  6. 18:32

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    shinykaito:

    everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

    (Source: thehomosexuals)

     
  7. 18:21

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    ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    (Source: timetoputonashow)

     
  8. 18:12

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    tropidurus:

    mnrva:

    reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

    image

     
  9. 18:11

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    rocketpowers:

    there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

    just let that sink in

    (Source: sluttyteenwolf)

     
  10. 18:11

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    Reblogged from queenofslash

    I bet dean is terrified of spiders and Sam has to take them outside before dean tries to shoot them